I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing… — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill. — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
If I ever saw magic on television I would say: 'I want that. That's what I want from Santa Claus'. So the… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So,… — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's… — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
Earlier I received a phone call from a PPI Telemarketer. So I told my 3 year old son that Santa Claus was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was a comic… — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus. — William P. Young Copy Share Image
I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
I think Santa Claus is, by and large, quite beneficial, for when the child is finally allowed -- or forced -- to… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there… — Revilo P. Oliver Copy Share Image
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
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