Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never… — Charlie Viracola Copy Share Image
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
“MURRY: I believe in a lot of things. Santa Claus, magic, vampires, and even ghosts but I don't believe in luck. Good… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world,… — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto… — Leonard Maltin Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up in church. I had no concept of God - existence, I - the name Jesus was synonymous with… — Paula White Copy Share Image
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone Copy Share Image
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably… — James Frecheville Copy Share Image
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“The crucified figure had not been idle. A series of elaborate twists activated a cunning mechanism; the base of the cross blew… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
The four stages of life... You believe in Santa Claus, You don't believe in Santa Claus, You are Santa Claus, You look… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
An essential point in the social philosophy of interventionism is the existence of an inexhaustible fund which can be squeezed forever. The… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
It is curious that people tend to regard government as a quasi-divine, selfless, Santa Claus organization. Government was constructed neither for ability… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but… — Harold S. Kushner Copy Share Image
It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of Santa Claus. Now it's he who is afraid of me. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed. Education may be the only thing people still believe in in… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
