The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
“Innocents, the meat in a ghastly sandwich between an uncaring society and a vengeful state.” — Bryce Courtenay Copy Share Image
I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Akri won't let me eat any of them nasty gods. What's the world coming to when a demon gots to beg for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I have realized that mystery is what keeps people away, and I've grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Then a miracle occurred in the form of a plate of sandwiches. Geryon took three and buried his mouth in a delicious… — Anne Carson Copy Share Image
Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Why, sir," said he, looking about him, "what splendour I see: gold lace, breeches, cocked hats. Allow me to recommend a sandwich.… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
In terms of myself, my next big plan is to loose 7llb (as I've been planning to do since I was seventeen)… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
The Romans always wanted bread and circuses-food and entertainement! As we destroy their city, I will offer them both. Behold, a sample!"… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can afford to get Tescos finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones. — Taron Egerton Copy Share Image
Well, I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image
That wand’s more trouble than it’s worth,” said Harry. “And quite honestly,” he turned away from the painted portraits, thinking now only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
God, Satan, Paradise, and Hell all vanished one day in my fifteenth year, when I quite abruptly lost my faith. ... and… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you’re sitting on the couch and you get up and… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It's difficult to say there's something I dislike the most about Hillary Clinton. Frankly, in a weird way, she's had to eat… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm from Manchester, Mass., so it was lobster, lobster and more lobster! Also, lots of fish that we caught in the summers,… — Sprague Grayden Copy Share Image
When I'm stuck in my writing, the world is amiss. If I'm eating a sandwich, it's an unsettled sandwich. If I'm in… — Melissa Rosenberg Copy Share Image
