“There's more food in one bottle of beer, me lad, than twenty sandwiches.” — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread. — Jeff Mauro Copy Share Image
I love a good picnic. A posh one, not soggy old sandwiches in clingfilm. — Angela Scanlon Copy Share Image
A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“They ate sandwiches of mortadel sausage and bel paese cheese made up in the station restaurant, and drank Beaujolais.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known… — Caroline Paul Copy Share Image
“I spent quite a while gazing out and pondering what primeval forces had conspired together to create such a place. Then I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chickweed is regarded by most gardeners as just that - a weed - but is excellent in sandwiches or salads. — Monty Don Copy Share Image
I could worry that I'm going to bleed to death, you know, from cutting my finger on a sandwich packet, you know,… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had… — Mark Mobius Copy Share Image
I'm not intelligent. I'm not arrogant. I'm just like the people who read my books. I used to have a jazz club,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
So what did you bring? Lip gloss and a hairbrush?” Smirking, she unpacked the sandwiches Mort's cook had made for her, along… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
When you write, produce, engineer and mix everything yourself, it tends to take a long time to do anything. And when you're… — Adam Young Copy Share Image
One Dad I know uses what I call Post-It® Note therapy on his children. He leaves sticky Post-It Notes everywhere ...in their… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
You know, I've been thinking. Everybody makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but usually the jelly drips over the side and the… — Homer Copy Share Image
All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn't looking for a serious… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
The problem is that humans have victimized animals to such a degree, that they aren't even considered victims. They aren't even considered… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
Working-girls, in pairs and groups and swarms, loitered by these windows, choosing their future boudoirs from some resplendent display which included even… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I saw something in the store the other day that I don't understand: that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. — Sol Wachtler Copy Share Image
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“On a date, you shared your deep thoughts with each other, but not that deep. We were eating sandwiches, for God's sake.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn… — Roy Keane Copy Share Image
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles.… — Dianne Wiest Copy Share Image
