Why are breakfast food breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast?" "Hazel, eat." "But why?" I… — John Green Copy Share Image
I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner." He threw the rest… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
Having done 300 television shows and almost 60 movies, I'm tired of having guys who are younger than some sandwiches I've had,… — Burt Reynolds Copy Share Image
As he heard me approach, he quickly leaped up, grabbing a nearby loaf of bread and holding it in front of him… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that,… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a… — Cody Lundin Copy Share Image
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
It was one of those moments that would have had dramatic music if my life were a movie, but instead I got… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts. — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get… — Adam Osborne Copy Share Image
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I actually got discovered in my hometown of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania by a man who worked at a place that sold barbecue sandwiches! — George Benson Copy Share Image
Jamie, you know, you could go clear around the world and still come home wondering if the tuna fish sandwiches at Chock… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“These. Are. AMAZING," Caroline says around a mouthful of apple cider zeppole. We're at the Logan Square Farmers Market, and have eaten… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
My demeanor isn't that of a woman enraged. To see me slumped, glassy-eyed, holding a sandwich someone has cut for me into… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr.,… — Freddie Prinze, Jr Copy Share Image
Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen! (Pam) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks. — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
