I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some… — Peter Krause Copy Share Image
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but… — T. Boone Pickens Copy Share Image
Our brains are wired to interpret shapes as faces and bodies. That's why people see the Virgin Mary in the clouds or… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn… — Roy Keane Copy Share Image
I was raised on T.V. dinners because in those days, they were considered a well-balanced meal. And when I was sick, my… — Lindsay Wagner Copy Share Image
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles.… — Dianne Wiest Copy Share Image
Believe me, I understand the need for easy and speedy. After a 12-hour day of shooting 'Chopped,' say, I'm talking stir-fry, spaghetti,… — Ted Allen Copy Share Image
God, Satan, Paradise, and Hell all vanished one day in my fifteenth year, when I quite abruptly lost my faith. ... and… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“These. Are. AMAZING," Caroline says around a mouthful of apple cider zeppole. We're at the Logan Square Farmers Market, and have eaten… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Annabeth:My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris. Percy: the brown stuff they spread on veggie… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
But the best, in my opinion, was the home life in the little flat--the ardent, voluble chats after the day's study; the… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
The Romans always wanted bread and circuses-food and entertainement! As we destroy their city, I will offer them both. Behold, a sample!"… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Taylor, Fitz, Marcus and Lincoln sat around the conference table, reviewing the facts of the Snow White cases. Taylor’s stomach had settled,… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
When I was little, I used to love eating peanut butter sandwiches with tomatoes, and they would have to be on potato… — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
In a shooting day in the U.K., every few hours, everyone takes a bit of a tea break - not coffee, but… — Jonathan Silverman Copy Share Image
People will come and give you sandwiches every six hours but you're really of no use. A lot of people get excited… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very… — Anne Dudley Copy Share Image
The memory of my father is wrapped up in white paper, like sandwiches taken for a day of work. Just as a… — Yehuda Amichai Copy Share Image
I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The locker at the end of her bed had no lock, and one of the hinges was busted. She opened it up.… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner." He threw the rest… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm out late she makes a sandwich for my school lunch. I always protest and tell her not to, saying I'll… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something… — Adi Da Copy Share Image
I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
My demeanor isn't that of a woman enraged. To see me slumped, glassy-eyed, holding a sandwich someone has cut for me into… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you… — Cathleen Falsani Copy Share Image
Fast food is the one thing everyone can relate to. It's depressing, but also interesting, that people desire to eat the same… — Patrick Carney Copy Share Image
The man who runs from his office to the golf club, gulps a sandwich, belches and races to the first tee has… — Tony Lema Copy Share Image
I think about Old Nick carrying me into the truck, I'm dizzy like I'm going to fall down. "Scared is what you're… — Emma Donoghue Copy Share Image
I-I don't usually go around throwing rocks at people's windows. Or saying that I've wanted to kiss you since your first day… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
All of the energy of existence is going to flow through you. You will be in thousands of planes of consciousness at… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous… — George Vecsey Copy Share Image
