When I ask for a water cress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I sometimes take leftover food from craft services and give away a bunch of sandwiches on my way home. — Erica Durance Copy Share Image
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I actually got discovered in my hometown of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania by a man who worked at a place that sold barbecue sandwiches! — George Benson Copy Share Image
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich. — Mika Copy Share Image
I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will… — John Green Copy Share Image
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that,… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Akri won't let me eat any of them nasty gods. What's the world coming to when a demon gots to beg for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It's difficult to say there's something I dislike the most about Hillary Clinton. Frankly, in a weird way, she's had to eat… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
Spaghetti is good with ranch, and spaghetti is good with sugar. You put all of that together and make a sandwich out… — Terry Rozier Copy Share Image
When I'm stuck in my writing, the world is amiss. If I'm eating a sandwich, it's an unsettled sandwich. If I'm in… — Melissa Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them… — Laurie Colwin Copy Share Image
Stretch of I-95 has already had one brush with disaster. In 2008 two contractors from the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation stopped to… — Steve Kroft Copy Share Image
“I'm going to explode," my dad says, rubbing his stomach gleefully. He's just put down a massive sandwich piled with corned beef,… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
The dog approached again, cautiously. I found the bologna sandwich, ripped off a chunk, wiped the cheap watery mustard off, then placed… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
In one horrible moment the last piece of the prophecy became clear. So bid him take care, bid him look where he… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Its at night, when perhaps we should be dreaming, that the mind is most clear, that we are most able to hold… — Brian Aldiss Copy Share Image
Translation is entirely mysterious. Increasingly I have felt that the art of writing is itself translating, or more like translating than it… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get… — Adam Osborne Copy Share Image
I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places. — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich. — Shelley Long Copy Share Image
Harry [Styles] is like a younger brother. We do exercises together then he asks me to prepare a sandwich for the effort. — Liam Payne Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is mean to me most of the time; I still treat her nicely though because you don't bite the hand… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent my first 10 years in the Commonwealth. I come from cricket, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the Queen. — Danielle de Niese Copy Share Image
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
As the Sandwich-Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
By and large, we're a bread-eating culture. People like sandwiches. We don't really over-think that one. — Fred DeLuca Copy Share Image
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“I, however, have not yet succeeded at love. Henry hardly looks at me. And to think that I've made him at least… — Martha Brockenbrough Copy Share Image
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Wheeler said to bring these sandwiches up to you,” she said and put a tray of hot dogs on an old… — Kathryn Kenny Copy Share Image
I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches! — Preity Zinta Copy Share Image
Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time. — Shane Battier Copy Share Image
I have a saying: 'I'm good for three things: making fried bologna sandwiches, making money and picking out good movies.' — Tyler James Williams Copy Share Image
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