You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one. — Peter Drury Copy Share Image
“On Thursday, the sandwiches Greenie made were pork tenderloins with chipotle mustard, the soup a puree of beets and pears with Beaujolais… — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I survived on sandwiches, and I was on stage every night for six years of my life. I was working 16 hours… — Thierry Mugler Copy Share Image
He laced his fingers through mine and lifted my hand to his lips. I had gloves on, but he kissed exactly where… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food. When you go into a new town, it's… — Paul Prudhomme Copy Share Image
We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Dagwood Bumstead was a great unrecognized hero of American literature. He showed up every day, he got knocked down every day, he… — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
The dog approached again, cautiously. I found the bologna sandwich, ripped off a chunk, wiped the cheap watery mustard off, then placed… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
That’s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
The inspector ate only two of my tiny sandwiches: the first because he hadnt expected it to taste so awful; the second,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
It was just really odd to be in a room with Ian McKellen sharing cucumber sandwiches. — Adam Brown Copy Share Image
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey? — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Now, I was a fan of the simple pleasures in life: grilled cheese sandwiches without black flecks on the crust, jeans that… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
As the Sandwich-Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
In people's eyes, in the swing, tramp, and trudge; in the bellow and uproar; the carriages, motor cars, omnibuses, vans, sandwich men… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
If I go into a sandwich shop or anywhere that features 'Today's specials' on a chalkboard more than 10 feet away, I… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
