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![“As for politics, well, it all seemed reasonable enough. When the Conservatives got in anywhere, [Judge] Pepperleigh laughed and enjoyed it, simply because it does one good to see a straight, fine, honest fight where the best man wins. When a Liberal got in, it made him mad, and he said so,-not…” quote by Stephen Leacock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/58a/stephen-leacock-4891_bears_as-for-politics-well-it-all-seemed-reaso_2736163.jpg)
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