If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It is said that the greatest cruelty is drawn from those with the kindest hearts. — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
Let there be light! Said Liberty , And like sunrise from the sea, Athens arose! — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ said turn the other cheek. Unfortunately Luis Figo is not Jesus Christ. — Luiz Felipe Scolari Copy Share Image
A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi Copy Share Image
I asked my dad what afflicted meant and he said 'Sickness son, and things that don't fit. — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
It is often said that reading is a gift, but to my mind that is an insufficient description, for the size of… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
My head monk asked how it was walking. I said it hurt without shoes. And he said, 'It hurts on the foot… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
He doesn't know what to make of me," Mat said softly. "How very uncommon. I can't think of anyone else who has… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
Carl Jung put [Orfeo Angelucci] in his last book [Flying Saucers: A Modern Myth of Things Seen in the Sky, Harcourt, Brace… — Paul Laffoley Copy Share Image
Amongst black people, you have always heard it said that once a black man reaches a certain level, especially if you are… — Spike Lee Copy Share Image
When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
John Irving once told me he doesn't start a novel until he knows the last sentence. I said, 'My God, Irving, isn't… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I think I have great knowledge of foreign policy, frankly. And despite what some people said, I was always against the war… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
And pray, who are you?" Said the Violet blue To the Bee, with surprise, At his wonderful size, In her eyeglass of… — John B. Tabb Copy Share Image
I sat up in bed. "What did he say?" Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lying facedown on the couch, his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Chong said, 'Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you're staring at a girl's boobs, look up. You'll be shocked to learn… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
We need a ride. We're stranded." "We still have two legs, leftie and rightie. Mine are in the mood for exercise. They… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
After the last screening [of "Selling Isobel" ] an 18-year-old girl came up to me and said, "Oh my God, I'm so… — Frida Farrell Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word – you have refute and repudiate, and she… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
One of the issues that I have raised in that context is our transport system, road, rail and ports. We have raised… — Thabo Mbeki Copy Share Image
So you’re suggesting we take the train up to York, meet a ninety-year-old man, leap on him, and yank out his hair?… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Daddy once said, "If you don't know what you believe, Annie, you'll be a lost soul. — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
I think if Roman Polanski had asked me to do the phone book, I would have said, 'Yes.' — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
In the years since, I've discovered there's a lot to be said for boredom. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Said the condor to the preying mantis, we're gonna lose this place just like we lost Atlantis. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
My father said writing was a nice hobby. He strongly encouraged my brother and me to become doctors. — Tess Gerritsen Copy Share Image
I've often heard it said, as the common proverb goes, that a fool can teach a wise man well. — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
Now listen, Lam," he said, "you’re a nice egg but you’ve got yourself poured into the wrong pan. — Erle Stanley Gardner Copy Share Image
I never saw any of my dad's stories. My mother said he had piles and piles of manuscripts. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
Up until recently, I've said, 'I don't notice the sexism in the industry.' — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I've said it for four decades - work 'on' your business, not just 'in' your business! — Michael Gerber Copy Share Image
It is well said, in every sense, that a man's religion is the chief fact with regard to him. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image