At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Don't get a job in an abattoir. Don't be a butcher. The idea that people have to do these jobs for a… — Chrissie Hynde Copy Share Image
It is scandalous the way some scientists accept uncritically some of the most ridiculous speculations, such as the plurality of worlds, the… — Mario Bunge Copy Share Image
Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
See how the World its Veterans rewards! A Youth of Frolics, an old Age of Cards; Fair to no purpose, artful to… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
The awards world can be ridiculous, but I'm not one to bash it. I love awards! When I've been nominated for Emmys… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
People don't like what I represent, and they think I'm trying to represent the whole gay community just because I'm a gay… — Steve Grand Copy Share Image
I'm a very intermediate sax player, but now that Rob Lowe is on my show, I had to cop to him. Like,… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I love jeans - I have so many pairs, it's ridiculous. I'm all about soft and comfy. — Sarah Roemer Copy Share Image
In my lifetime, I may have put too much emphasis on winning, because here I am an old man and the only… — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I've found myself at one in the morning just sitting at my desk spending an hour returning emails from the day until… — Brit Marling Copy Share Image
It's like a kind of Barbie American dream. I have that childlike quality so a lot of little girls especially [like me].… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
If you pick up some paint with your brush and make somebody's nose with it, this is rather ridiculous when you think… — Willem de Kooning Copy Share Image
You can't win with some people. If you're not in government, you're criticised for being not serious. If you are in government,… — Vince Cable Copy Share Image
For 18 months, leading up to the November election, I did everything in my power to show how ridiculous and crazy Trump's… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
...But some of the ideas are ridiculous. Such as matching the hatch. Of course there are times when you have a fly… — Charles Ritz Copy Share Image
What is most vile and despicable about money is that it even confers talent. And it will do so until the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
When you're your own producer, you do the most ridiculous, insane things. — Bo Derek Copy Share Image
I think for any actor to say they don't like attention is ridiculous. Of course we love attention. But getting attention is… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
Today you have something like A Film by Joe Harry. That is patently asinine and ridiculous. — Elmer Bernstein Copy Share Image
If we don't act now, the death tax will come back in just a few years. Under current law the death tax… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
