Ridiculous Quotes · Page 39

In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous.

— Noel Fielding

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ...…

— Billy Connolly

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

— Chelsea Handler

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

— Frank Carson

To equate IQ with human virtue or wisdom or character or a whole variety of other of the most important measures of…

— Charles Murray

You tend to close your eyes to truth, beauty and goodness because they give no scope to your sense of the ridiculous.

— W. Somerset Maugham

Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous.

— Harry Graham

'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' has to be one of the most ridiculous hit singles that any international superstars have given the world.

— Rob Sheffield

Ridiculous to think what indignities I would suffer in silence, if I knew that I was to be rewarded with an oversize…

— Megan Whalen Turner

I've found myself at one in the morning just sitting at my desk spending an hour returning emails from the day until…

— Brit Marling

I do have at home the most ridiculous number of awards for what I have done, which is nice in terms of…

— John Lloyd

When a Dalmatian sees a cow he must be like, 'What the hell happened to him? I am high right now. That…

— Demetri Martin

If it wasn't so pointless and ridiculous, it would be more humiliating. Also, if there [Hollywood] weren't so many people as bad…

— Norm MacDonald

You're more than Dauntless," he says in a low voice. "But if you want to be just like them, hurling yourself into…

— Veronica Roth

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher. Fontenelle says he would…

— Oliver Goldsmith

It's just occurred to me that some horror films everybody laughs because they're so ridiculous and they're so frightening in a way,…

— Susan Hill

What caricature is in painting, burlesque is in writing; and in the same manner the comic writer and painter correlate to each…

— Henry Fielding

I'm being given a little bit of credit now as being a viable collage artist, which some people think is ridiculous. Like…

— Robert Pollard

On the return flight from my mother in Florida , I sat next to a businessman who asked me what I did…

— Kate DiCamillo

I've never wanted to be a witch, but an alchemist, now that's a different matter. To invent this wizard world, I've learned…

— J. K. Rowling

Well, that's exactly the wrong attitude. That is not the attitude they had in World War II. You're attitude is that freedom…

— Bill Maher

Donald Trump creates word salads. And that is awful to language, because we try to parse out what he's saying and try…

— Masha Gessen

They're a handful, but Emily deals with that all the time and, as an actor, I deal with that all the time,…

— Tinsel Korey

There is no thing that with a twist of the imagination cannot be something else. Porpoises risen in a green sea, the…

— William Carlos Williams

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.

— Daniel Bryan

I have heard that Tiberius used to say that that man was ridiculous, who after sixth years, appealed to a physician.

— Plutarch

Mitt Romney saying that Barack Obama gets an F is one of the most ridiculous things that he has said in this…

— Stephanie Cutter

We got the vote, which we should've been born with, in 1920. Everything we've had to struggle for it's ridiculous.

— Helen Thomas

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

— Paris Hilton

Politics move, as fast as Twitter, and for everyone to think that in four years America was going to be perfect is…

— Cedric the Entertainer

When you have a smartphone, the things that it can do are kind of ridiculous and terrifying.

— Jonathan Nolan

I'm, like, a compulsive eater. I'm going to be so fat when I'm older, it's ridiculous.

— Robert Pattinson

I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

the mind naturally accommodates itself, even to the most ridiculous improprieties, if they occur frequently.

— Fanny Burney

I do suspect my star ratings average too high. But, of course, star ratings are ridiculous. I'm stuck with them.

— Roger Ebert

I don't like the word 'superstar'. It has ridiculous implications. These words - star, stupor, superstar, stupid star - they're misleading. It's…

— Barbra Streisand

“Making the pictures ridiculous is what enables you to really see them; a logical picture is usually too vague.”

— Harry Lorayne

In a society of ideological believers, nothing is more ridiculous than the individual who doubts and does not conform.

— John Ralston Saul

Being compared to the greatest-ever safety is pretty ridiculous. I continue to work toward that, but I'm not there and I know…

— Troy Polamalu

For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.

— Charles Lamb