Folklore is a collection of ridiculous notions held by other people, but not by you and me. — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing.… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
Let's grease the wheel over tea, let's discuss things in confidence. Let's be outspoken, let's be ridiculous, let's solve the world's problems. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
A leveller has long ago been set down as a ridiculous and chimerical being, who, if he could finish his work to-day,… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
One second I'll be listening to country, and then the next I'll be listening to rock and then R&B. It's ridiculous. I'm… — Taylor Lautner Copy Share Image
Forgiveness, reader, is, I think, something very much like hope and love - a powerful, wonderful thing. And a ridiculous thing, too. — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
The gun lobby whips up people and makes them believe that President Obama or I are coming for their guns. Well, that's… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
If you can relate to what the character's going through, the story can be as ridiculous as possible, and people will relate… — Drew Goddard Copy Share Image
Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The young are in great danger. Much evil results from their light and trifling reading. Much time is lost which should be… — Ellen G. White Copy Share Image
To state that the cost of proper medical care itself surpasses the financial resources of any of the countries in the West… — Karl Evang Copy Share Image
When I moved down to Houston, I had people who were willing to support me with sponsorships and different endorsement deals. That's… — Jonathan Horton Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
The thing about humour is that the super-ego is also at play, so what interested me, particularly in the last chapter which… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
“Mark this one thing my boy: never, never, never can a man make himself ridiculous in the eyes of a woman by… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
I tried to write things, but they were so ridiculous and stupid and impossible and I had not a clue what they… — Hampton Fancher Copy Share Image
When you look at February's (2011) deficit spending alone, and the fact that it was larger than what our total deficit spending… — Kristi Noem Copy Share Image
What happened?” she breathed, staring at me. “I got hit in the face with a pie,” I said. Mags stopped, blinking. “You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tell young girls, "The world is going to exploit and manipulate your sexuality. If you benefit from that financially, then you… — Rosalind Wiseman Copy Share Image
As a painter, cursed or blessed with a terrible and vital sensuousness, I must look for wisdom with my eyes. I repeat,… — Max Beckmann Copy Share Image
For a ridiculous analogy, let's take Purple Rain. If you were to put Purple Rain and The Sound of Music on the… — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
I'm a dad now and whatever I'm doing in life I usually put a lot of effort into it - usually too… — Jeremy Sisto Copy Share Image
It would seem that some black people want to say that when you, as a black, become successful, you cease to be… — Clarence Thomas Copy Share Image
The truth is not wonderful enough to suit the newspapers; so they enlarge upon it, and invent ridiculous embellishments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First of all I thought it was ugly, I thought it was ridiculous that undercover police guys would drive a striped tomato… — Paul Michael Glaser Copy Share Image
If you ask her to do things on command, like clap or walk, she just shuts down. She does not want to… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
It is ridiculous that I have so many shoes I don't wear. I worry that they're sitting there, being sad. — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
It's going to sound ridiculous, but knowing how to pose, how to maintain a level of engagement and variation for a day… — Cameron Russell Copy Share Image
If you think about it now, it's kind of ridiculous. All these hot girls on Baywatch in tiny little red bathing suits… — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though', said the squadron leader. 'Think you can do that? Can I come along for… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
When you get into rock 'n' roll myths, like that Rod Stewart blew his whole band and had to get his stomach… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn… — David Byrne Copy Share Image
Space doesn't just encompass the sublime and the ridiculous. It erases the line between. — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“Ours [religion] is without a doubt the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and the most bloody to ever infect the world.” — Voltaire Copy Share Image
What is most vile and despicable about money is that it even confers talent. And it will do so until the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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