Ridiculous Quotes · Page 40

He was taking 30 seconds to book a player. He was needing a rest. It was ridiculous.

— Alex Ferguson

That's one of the problems with the Zeppelin stuff. It sounds ridiculous on MP3. You can't hear what's there properly.

— Jimmy Page

The person of analytic or critical intellect finds something ridiculous in everything. The person of synthetic or constructive intellect, in almost nothing.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To her own heart it was a delightful affair, to her imagination it was even a ridiculous one, but to her reason,…

— Jane Austen

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous…

— John Cleese

I never in my life had the opportunity to go to events and get paid for it. How ridiculous is that? It's…

— Evan Mock

It's ridiculous that people aren't allowed to love who they love, have families, and have the same life as straight people. It's…

— Janina Gavankar

And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working.

— Will Smith

The notion that the campus has its hands tied if a woman is not willing to go to the police, if the…

— Claire McCaskill

Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah,…

— Trey Parker

I played the mom in Spy Kids when I was, like, 27. So it was ridiculous. But [Robert Rodriguez] was like, "You…

— Carla Gugino

I wouldn't even have braces on my teeth. I think they are horrible, and this idea that everyone should conform and be…

— Georgia May Jagger

I think for any actor to say they don't like attention is ridiculous. Of course we love attention. But getting attention is…

— Ellen Pompeo

"A good director is one that lets you improv," that's ridiculous. There's some actors who should not be improving and there are…

— Ben Younger

Sure, you can do something frothy and ridiculous, but you should probably be confident that it's going to be a sure-fire hit.…

— Paul Bettany

No one is born gay. The idea is ridiculous, but it is symptomatic of our overpoliticized climate that such assertions are given…

— Camille Paglia

“He was very well aware that he ran no risk of being ridiculous in the eyes of Betsy or any other fashionable…

— Leo Tolstoy

Women need to take charge of their lives and be as dynamic and active as they can be. I know that some…

— Amy Poehler

I don't think people ought to believe only one news medium. They ought to read and they ought to go to opinion…

— Walter Cronkite

It is obvious that art cannot teach anyone anything, since in four thousand years humanity has learnt nothing at all. We should…

— Andrei Tarkovsky

I feel very grateful. I wasn't raised with money. My parents were schoolteachers; I was raised on a small farm. It never…

— Paul Marcarelli

We are the people who run this country. We are the deciders. And every single day, every single one of us needs…

— Molly Ivins

The fact is that much of advertising's power comes from this belief that advertising does not affect us. The most effective kind…

— Jean Kilbourne

In terms of driving, I actually don't have a driver's license, and it's kind of ridiculous. I've lived in Los Angeles for…

— Imogen Poots

I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.

— Ugo Betti

That's the way it is with poetry: When it is incomprehensible it seems profound, and when you understand it, it is only…

— Galway Kinnell

Religions are illogical primitive ignorance. There is nothing as ridiculous and tragic as a religious government.

— Leon Trotsky

I'm ridiculous in my oversharing; my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me... and my father…

— Lena Dunham

Those that are good manners at the court are as ridiculous in the country, as the behavior of the country is most…

— William Shakespeare

As a musician or a performer, you're meant to know what you're about, but it's ridiculous that someone 14 would have any…

— Ben Lee

“You are so ridiculous,” said the lion. “Thinking that your thinking is worth thinking about.”

— John Joseph Adams

I admit to subscribing to all the celebrity rags. The best part of being an author is if the celebs aren't being…

— Lauren Weisberger

The Bond situations to me are so ridiculous, so outrageous. I mean, this man is supposed to be a spy, and yet…

— Roger Moore

Gluten is so ridiculous. Don't invite me to a dinner with someone who is gluten-free. I ruin the party.

— Maye Musk

Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the world

— Voltaire

The idea of a federal betting parlor on atrocities and terrorism is ridiculous and it's grotesque.

— Ron Wyden

To expect an author to talk as he writes is ridiculous; or even if he did you would find fault with him…

— William Hazlitt

I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself.

— David Sedaris

Letting go of things and not being afraid of being ridiculous or over the top - I think that's the main thing…

— Charlotte Gainsbourg

I'm never going again on Met Gala. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy…

— Gwyneth Paltrow