I was living down in this awful little redneck town in Oregon, and everyone else was living in Seattle, so we rented… — Isaac Brock Copy Share Image
When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous… — Jackie DeShannon Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I was in Nicaragua with the Sandinistas. I've argued for Leonard Peltier, Mumia Abu-Jamal, the United Farm Workers. I've been a radical… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I think to just single out a highlight of Elvis's career is pretty much impossible. As far as being a fan of… — Jackie DeShannon Copy Share Image
You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962. — Priscilla Presley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
