You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
NASCAR - everybody thinks redneck, Confederate flags, racists. And I hate it. I hate it because I know NASCAR is so much… — Bubba Wallace Copy Share Image
I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies… — Patti Page Copy Share Image
I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it. — David Koechner Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
On 'Redneck Island,' a show I love, there was a lot of drama and storylines going on because someone's always voted off… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
There was a chance for me to write one song for the section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Everything they say about Elvis today is true. He was just one great guy. He wasn't jealous of anyone. I would say… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with. — Mike Cooley Copy Share Image
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah. — Gretchen Wilson Copy Share Image
Thomas Sowell is America's foremost public intellectual and for good reason. His work covers almost every subject imaginable- race, economics, Marxism, ethnic… — Fred Barnes Copy Share Image
