How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. — Christopher Paul Curtis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Sure, some find gunning down unsuspecting, innocent animals to be a real hoot. I mean, for Christ sake, they mantle the decapitated,… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck. — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him. — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
I've established this kind of wild persona and these redneck party songs and a live show that's kind of rowdy, but I… — Morgan Wallen Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Rednecks' always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that… — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
