Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture.… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Jacksonville back in the 1960s was kind of a redneck town. There were only two or three places where you could play… — Gary Rossington Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that I lost my teeth and when I woke up they were all still in my mouth, thank… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck… — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
