It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
For most Northerners, Texas is the home of real men. The cowboys, the rednecks, the outspoken self-made right-wing millionaires strike us as… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
I was stupid when I started: the epitome of bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. It was like, 'I get to live in L.A. and… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped… — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
Our redneck reputation back then was originally just because we had long hair. Back in the '60s and the early '70s, in… — Gary Rossington Copy Share Image
When somebody like Elvis Costello comes along, anybody can make a good record with him. — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether. — Greil Marcus Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Because I lived in construction towns, we had a lot of workers who came from the South. They were all white, and,… — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
