I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Land taxes is the thing. They got so high that there is no chance to make anything. Not only land but all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I argue with wife over what little pieces of real estate investments we should try to pay on and hold, and which… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a tremendous movement on to get lower taxes on earned incomes. Then will come the real problem, 'Who among us… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
... out here I had been putting what little money I had in Ocean Frontage, for the sole reason that there was… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The government sent the Indians to Oklahoma. They had a treaty that said, 'You shall have this land as long as grass… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's the greatest game I ever saw. You can't lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What's worrying me… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Here is my Farm Relief bill: Every time a Southerner plants nothing on his farm but cotton year after year, and the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every land or property owner in America would be tickled to death to pay 45 per cent of his profits, if he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Wall Street is being investigated, but they are not asleep while it's being done. You see where the Senate took that tax… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The good people of Dakota offered to give Calvin Coolidge a farm if he would live on it. I wouldn't advise you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
