Presidential Quotes by Jimmy Fallon

10 Presidential quotes by Jimmy Fallon

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Jimmy Fallon’s humor lands on the presidential stage in ten short jokes. This collection gives a light‑hearted, rapid‑fire look at his comedic spin on the highest office.

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I saw that on Small Business Saturday, the president went shopping at a bookstore and bought 17 books, including "The Laughing Monsters,"…

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Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since…

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Marco Rubio's presidential campaign has raised $40 million in the last week. When he heard that, Rubio said, 'Hey, any chance I…

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During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech…

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This week Biden said that he will decide on a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the spring or the summer. Then he…

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In a new poll of Democratic voters, presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee came in with zero percent support. Or in other words: We're…

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President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd…

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In a new interview, the president discussed the upcoming election. He said that Hillary Clinton is going to do great as a…

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Time magazine interviewed Bill Clinton about the current presidential campaign, and he claimed he had to ask Hillary to marry him three…

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Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign announced that it raised over $1.5 million in the 24 hours after he announced his bid. Meanwhile, a…

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