Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Why do members of my party constantly go after the president personally? — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
I was a sidelines child: never class president, never team captain, never the one with the most valentines in my box. — Lois Lowry Copy Share Image
Which president of the United States of America is on the 100 dollar bill? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look, when you're the president, there's all kinds of things said about us. I mean, it's just the nature of the job. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It's very difficult to pin down the President of the United States without subpoena powers. — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
It's time to impeach the president and get a man in there to get us out of this mess. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Al Qaeda is still a threat. We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Bin Laden was completely protected by the oil companies in this country who told [President] Bush not to go after him because… — Oliver Stone Copy Share Image
That someone like Obama could be elected president of the United States - with its unrivaled power and prestige - has begun… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
I enjoyed my new position as vice president, but it took me a while to get used to the fact that I… — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
I'd like President Bush to think maybe there's another way to think, that maybe Kissinger was wrong when he says we had… — F. Murray Abraham Copy Share Image
There's a rumor that President George Bush had a nose job, that he had some kind of plastic surgery, that he actually… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The Marine Corps is the Navy's police force and as long as I am President that is what it will remain. They… — Harry S Truman Copy Share Image
I beg young people to travel. If you don't have a passport, get one. Take a summer, get a backpack and go… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine this week and they said that if he is elected… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Look, three love affairs in history, are Abelard and Eloise, Romeo and Juliet and the American media and this President at the… — George Will Copy Share Image
This is not a time for America to 'believe in magic.' This is a time to drive education forward. This is a… — Jim Hunt Copy Share Image
It's really a situation [ Donald Trump's children are involved now in choosing the next government] that no other president had in… — Brian Ross Copy Share Image
No man who enters upon the office to which I have succeeded can fail to recognize how every president of the United… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
The decision to attack the entire nation [of Yugoslavia] has been counterproductive, and our destruction of civilian life has now become senseless… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
"National Anthem" was just a funny idea I'd been knocking about. I initially thought about a beloved celebrity having to do that… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he's still losing in the money race! — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
President Clinton was able to achieve budget surpluses despite a divided government. — Jim Cooper Copy Share Image
We have had plenty of atheist presidents; they just wouldn't admit it. — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
I am never tired of winning, and as your president I will win for you, the American people. I'm with you! — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I always say, 'Obama is my president - the president of the world.' — Brunello Cucinelli Copy Share Image
On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell? — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I can promise you that the pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been president. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
In fact, the American people did decide, back in 2012, when they elected me president of the United States. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
President Obama projects a strong offense, but he faces a rebellious Congress focused on state's rights. — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
His [the President's] office is anything he has the sagacity and force to make it. — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
The President is the direct representative of the American people and is elected by the people and responsible to them. — Andrew Jackson Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Once a president gets to the White House, the only audience that is left that really matters is history. — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image