Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
