I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother's passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes, and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Any ad consciously attended to is comical. Ads are not meant for conscious consumption. They are intended as subliminal pills for the… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a… — Corey Haim Copy Share Image
Medications can lower a woman's sex drive and interfere with a woman's ability to climax. These medications include antidepressants, birth control pills… — Drew Pinsky Copy Share Image
A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says:… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“I began shoving pills into his mouth. I didn’t have time for this. I wanted to call my son and see that… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
Why does that pharmacist have to be two and a half feet higher than everybody else? Who the hell is this guy?… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Doctor MacKenzie says "Sometimes I think the Victorians had the right idea. When you lost a family member back then you were… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don't believe it. Seek out… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
What signifies, says some one, giving halfpence to beggars? they only lay it out in gin or tobacco. "And why should they… — Hester Lynch Piozzi Copy Share Image
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Sometimes, though, I feel that pushing books is a whole lot like pushing medicine. Think of books as pills. I have pills… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
A solitary traveler can sleep from state to state, from day to night, from day to day, in the long womb of… — Lisa St. Aubin de Terán Copy Share Image
“She took the pills from him, placed them in her mouth and drank the entire bottle of water. Water: it has no… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Affliction is a pill, which, being wrapt up in patience and quiet submission, may be easily swallowed; but discontent chews the pill,… — John Flavel Copy Share Image
“Your Brain on drugs is a terrible sight, but Mr Tulip was living proof of the fact that so was Your Brain… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Follow me and do exactly what the song says, smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people, and drink, and jump… — Eminem Copy Share Image
There were all us baby boomers who had a grammar school education, started to learn, then went on the pill, the whole… — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
The three most disastrous inventions of our time have been the birth control pill, the camera and nuclear weaponry. The first offers… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far,… — John Ancy Copy Share Image
By myself, I'm a hard pill. My wife makes me look real good, because she smoothes my rough edges. That's why I… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
I found that the walls that are created by the institutions of health care are very problematic, and I felt not good… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
That's what I do... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke... I pop pills, I smoke and… — Beanie Sigel Copy Share Image
There is actually quite a lot of crossover between the quacks and drug companies. They use the same tricks and tactics to… — Ben Goldacre Copy Share Image
Many conservatives, I think, see action on climate change as really an attack on a way of life. That's really a hard… — Bob Inglis Copy Share Image
Like most men, I can't say I am thrilled my hair's falling out, but then, if I really cared, I suppose I… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
“Food’s not just fuel. If it were, we’d all swallow our calorie pills, followed by our vitamin pills, and be whatever weight… — Yoni Freedhoff Copy Share Image
“Spanish rain, A maiden’s dress, Apothecary pills And ancient thrills; Melancholy kills A girl’s caress. (—Roman Payne; Valencia, Spain, November 2nd 2012)” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
It is impossible to solve health problems of millions of people with the help of pills. People need to put it into… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
If you think half of America votes badly because they are stupid or religious, you are trapped in a matrix ... Take… — Jonathan Haidt Copy Share Image
When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Scientists say they're getting closer to developing a pill to replace exercising. Americans heard this and said that it better come in… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching… — Kristen Wilson Copy Share Image
We all know how important love is, yet how often is it really emoted or exhibited? What so many sick people in… — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
“The most chronic heart disease is caused by having greediness in your heart. Go for check ups regularly and learn how to… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills… — Frank Muir Copy Share Image
People think they can take a pill and become a champion. But the harder you work, the luckier you get. You have… — Gene LeBell Copy Share Image
