The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That's one thing about Republican Presidents. They never went in much for plans. They only had one plan. It says "Boys, my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
