Nuts Quotes · Page 7

I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.

— Julia Louis-Dreyfus

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia…

— Roseanne Barr

I have my own identity ... The whole Michael thing does drive me nuts sometimes because people won't leave it alone. He's…

— Kobe Bryant

Jesus is nuts about kids. He doesn't seem to think much of lawyers which really lands close to home, but He's nuts…

— Bob Goff

Food - I love nuts. I eat them all the time, they're easy to carry around, and I am never hungry all…

— Mehmet Oz

I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.

— Kevin Hart

I feel like I have more experience with publishing humor than pretty much any editor I'm going to be dealing with so…

— Dave Barry

I buy a tractor two years ago, and four-fifths of the tractor manual is about not tipping over, not raising the bucket…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I love Buster Keaton. I was a big fan of the stunt shows at Universal Studios. I'm a huge Cirque du Soleil…

— Neil Patrick Harris

People are lying all the time as to what a murderous nation we are. So let it be known. We're behaving abominably.…

— Kurt Vonnegut

What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both…

— Alison Rosen

There's that side of me that wants to be the loving, caring father, and there's the other side of me that's just…

— Dave Gahan

There are so many health nuts out there who eat nothing but natural foods but they don't exercise and they look terrible.…

— Jack LaLanne

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I am indeed completely nuts, but that doesn't mean I don't care about how I look. Sometimes, I admit, I will privilege…

— Russell Smith

See, Barack been, um, talking down to black people on this faith-based... I want to cut his nuts off. Barack, he's talking…

— Jesse Jackson

I chose the name "Padded Room," because, when I'm in the booth, it would be the padded room. When I'm in the…

— Joe Budden

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

— Scott Adams

I have an optimistic view of everything. You have to, otherwise you'd go nuts.

— Elton John

My staff are pretty protective, it drives me nuts. I like to just do my own thing, that's pretty well it.

— Rob Ford

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

— Aries Spears

For a late snack, I'll throw some mixed nuts into greek-style yoghurt.

— Luke Campbell

What drove me nuts was the cold-calling.

— Billy Donovan

I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts.

— Jason Mraz

There is no way I could've been so durable playing in the Western Conference. The travel is nuts.

— Martin Brodeur