Nuts Quotes · Page 8

Nobody can live in the past or the future without being something of a nut.

— Evelyn Nesbit

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

— P. J. O'Rourke

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

— Mike Myers

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?

— Loretta Lynn

The infinite possibilities. That's what used to do my nut in.

— Damien Hirst

John Wayne is as tough as an old nut and as soft as a yellow ribbon.

— Elizabeth Taylor

Pistachio nuts, the red ones, cure any problem.

— Paula Danziger

Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we’d never go hungry. (Syn)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I used to play until 4 o'clock in the morning.My dad would go nuts - he'd scream and say the cops are…

— Kamasi Washington

The winter's frost must rend the burr of the nut before the fruit is seen. So adversity tempers the human heart, to…

— Honore de Balzac

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.

— Joe Teti

I think some people think I'm a smarty-pants. Some people think I'm intense, some people think I'm super-esoteric and nuts.

— Alanis Morissette

“Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.”

— Christian Baloga

I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didn't stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while…

— Nadia Giosia

I just hope that people, women specifically, embrace that side of themselves that maybe is a little nuts or that society tells…

— Jenny Mollen

Hey Pudge," the Colonel said. "What do you think of a truce?" "It reminds me of when the Germans demanded that the…

— John Green

Being brave is being scared and worried and still doing it [what you do]. Because if you're just a wacko, a mashugana,…

— Mel Brooks

They love a brown rice stir-fry, but they also love their 'Coke of the week...My daughter gravitates toward fresh fruit and raw…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

It was a democracy in the truest and most frustrating and most rewarding sense of the word. Anybody could come in and…

— Robert Downey, Jr

I threw a big-ass party. It turned out a bit different from Perry's [in That's Ordinary World], but it was pretty nuts.…

— Billie Joe Armstrong

Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there…

— Emo Philips

I hate it when something I've had published "inspires" some nut to imitate what I've written, or some teacher gets fired for…

— Richard Matheson

“Babe, you’ve destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy’s nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take…

— Janet Evanovich

When I first went on [Facebook], I found there were five or six Creed Bratton sites. It was all over the place.…

— Creed Bratton

What we put into every moment is all we have. You can drug yourself to death or you can smoke yourself to…

— Gilda Radner

The energy necessary to create a wormhole or to wrap time into nuts is incredible. It's not for us. It's maybe for…

— Michio Kaku

As her skin sizzled under the delicious heat, she supposed she should’ve been giving serious thought to the lunacy of what she…

— Nalini Singh

But when that smoking chowder came in, the mystery was delightfully explained. Oh! sweet friends, hearken to me. It was made of…

— Herman Melville

We have found ourselves in the period of "interregnum": the old works no more, the new is not yet born. But the…

— Zygmunt Bauman

In the summer after kindergarten, a friend introduced me to the joys of building plastic model airplanes and warships. By the fourth…

— Steven Chu

Unless you're willing to fight and refight the same battles until you go blue in the face, drive the people you work…

— Bill Moyers

Your like a rench you make my nuts tight

— Unknow

Isn't it fun to be nuts? Isn't it fun to be crazy?

— Adam West

I am a health nut and only do things that are good for my body.

— Miranda Kerr

You got supreme authority over these nuts, nigga!

— Riley Freeman

I would rather be nuts than unattractive.

— Russell Smith

“You try, you seem totally nuts, you go underground.”

— Aimee Bender

Any Michael Jackson song will make any dancer go nuts.

— Harry Shum, Jr

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

— Stephen Colbert