Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you have a radio, the next three months is a good time to have it quit working. All you will hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Get a sales tax, small on necessities and large on luxuries; then a stiff inheritance tax on the fellow that saves and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
