My wife fosters dogs, to try and give these lost puppies a chance to get adopted. I'm grateful to my wife for… — Dan Payne Copy Share Image
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Well, you know, my wife and I have eight children. We have now 19 grandchildren. — Mike DeWine Copy Share Image
There is a joke that I use all the time. I say it to my kids. I used to say it to… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season. — Martin Milner Copy Share Image
I'll get angry in the same way with the coachman Ivan, argue in the same way, speak my mind inappropriately, there will… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together, it was decided I would make… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a… — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want,… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I guess in all of the obvious ways. I can afford more diapers for my children. If I want to buy a… — Robert Kirkman Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as post-feminism. It's like saying post-democracy, excuse me, what does that mean? We're nowhere near equality, so the… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I… — John Candy Copy Share Image
I'm sort of a cavedweller: I miss my house, my yard, my kitchen, my wife. The trees. When I get home, I… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her! — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father. That was not a blanket… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
My wife and I are both Libertarian; she was a Democrat and I was a Republican, and we both met in the… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but she knows it's important to me. — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
My wife Ann and I had been digging during the day, transplanting lilies from the front of this abandoned farmhouse back down… — Larry Towell Copy Share Image
Me and my wife had somehow finally reached a moment in which our lives made sense, in which we were comfortable in… — Ben Doller Copy Share Image
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later… — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
It was good to be out there again. Actually I told my wife the same thing: Itll be fun to go out… — Mark Brunell Copy Share Image
