A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I love boating - not flash, 'noisy go fast' nonsense, but the general relaxation of it. My wife and I love to… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Whenever I sign books, I get this line over and over again from men: "I don't read fiction, but my wife does.… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
In 1956 I was granted the biggest reward of my career: my wife, Josée Jongen. — Bobbejaan Schoepen Copy Share Image
I've always loved the music... My favorite kind of music is Christmas music and the only thing I love better music is… — Keith Getty Copy Share Image
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife, Gayle, is a wonderful musician and singer. We share music, so it's a deep bond. — Chick Corea Copy Share Image
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'm honestly not jealous of my wife at all - when she succeeds I'm psyched. It never occurred to me to feel… — Christopher Noxon Copy Share Image
I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect. — Elijah Martin Copy Share Image
Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and… — Casper Van Dien Copy Share Image
My muse is my wife. It's not some vague thing that flutters around the astrosphere or wherever it is. Sometimes as a… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
I'm trying to figure out how to record at home because I have a tiny house and a seven-year-old and my wife… — Matt Berninger Copy Share Image
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I get up at sunrise. I'm a Buddhist, so I chant in the morning. My wife and I sit and have coffee… — Patrick Duffy Copy Share Image
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
It wasn't a good idea to work on 'Naked' in the first months of a marriage. I was living apart from my… — David Thewlis Copy Share Image
If anyone e-mails you something "by George Carlin," there's a 99 percent chance I did not write it. I didn't write "Paradox… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Everybody has their own little thing, but I don't do that. But my wife might take care of my nails or something,… — Ginuwine Copy Share Image
Most of my life is over. I am going to enjoy my family and friends before any of us depart this earth.… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
I live in a state of hypersensitivity, and I've always had this feeling that something bad is going to happen to myself,… — Paddy Considine Copy Share Image
I have two children. I have a Down syndrome child whom I love very much, and my wife that I love. — Sebastiao Salgado Copy Share Image
Stephen Fry is a master exponent of the English tongue. Some people might think that he is the most irritating man in… — David Tang Copy Share Image
