I am not prepared to deny or assert any proposition which concerns myself; but certainly this solitary struggle with platitudinous atoms, called… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
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I have my prized possession in my wallet. That's a photograph of the first words I ever uttered to my wife, and… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
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I'm always fighting either to have a house work with us or to head a house. It's a lifestyle I can totally… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Her mother was my wife," the Count roared, loudest of all. "You pathetic excuse for am money-grubbing fool, you disgrace to the… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
When I play stuff for my wife she'll be like, "No, not that song. No way." — Walter Martin Copy Share Image
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. — Charles Farrar Browne Copy Share Image
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My sons and I thoroughly enjoy Legos. We go to the toy store every week for more. I never want to take… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
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As I grow older I spend more time with my wife, and gradually my interest in the woman's world is growing. — Park Chan-wook Copy Share Image
My wife and I have chosen to bring up our children as vegetarians. In another time or place, we might have made… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing. — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
I was gonna open a gym and was in negotiation to buy the gym I was working out at. It was a… — Drew Waters Copy Share Image
Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife. — Carl Icahn Copy Share Image
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