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I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
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In my house, neither my wife nor my daughter are impressed that I'm on television, and they remind me of that frequently. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
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My wife of 57 years was buried today beside our son, who died in 1941 as a result of a truck accident… — Terry Kay Copy Share Image
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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life. — Homer Copy Share Image
Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler. — Dave Mordal Copy Share Image
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My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
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When I'm writing a song, it's just me and the songwriters. Then when the song is done, there are publishers that hear… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
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