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This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?" — Jay Baer Copy Share Image
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My wife totally backs the way I am on stage; that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
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There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife. — Steven Curtis Chapman Copy Share Image
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That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
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