Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn't have a pot to piss in. And now...? It's like I said… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
I'm very aware that people find my wife and I's marriage disagreeable. But all I have to do is look at my… — David Oyelowo Copy Share Image
My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
I keep saying that backwards is all you can see. You can't see front. My wife says, "Stop, you're always in the… — Tom Courtenay Copy Share Image
I can't get my wife to agree with me on everything or my kids to agree with everything. — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
In my experience with women that I've dated and my wife now, is you have to know what they care about. And… — Tim Meadows Copy Share Image
My wife's a lot younger than me ... thirty years difference . . . You should never marry a woman a lot younger than you ... Never ... — Patrick Modiano Copy Share Image
Do you ask why I am unwilling to marry a rich wife? It is because I am unwilling to be taken to… — Martial Copy Share Image
"In my youth," said his father, "I look to the law, And argued each case with my wife; And the muscular strength,… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
My wife has been my greatest earthly inspiration. She excels in eloquence, the poetry of words, empathy and graciousness. — George W. Romney Copy Share Image
So darlin' if your wonderin' why I brought you here tonight I wanna be your husband I want you to be my… — Dierks Bentley Copy Share Image
I have a family. I'm married. I'm very, very happy. I wanted to make a movie for my wife and a movie… — Robert Schwentke Copy Share Image
We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a… — Dave Lombardo Copy Share Image
My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends. — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
I'm leaving because I want to spend more time with my wife in Chicago. — Bill Lipinski Copy Share Image
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
I seek advice from my wife, who has been with me for 20 years and knows me better than I even know… — Azran Osman Rani Copy Share Image
I go home at the end of the day and I rarely talk about what I did that day. So my wife's… — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
Love ranges from just fascination to something almost spiritual. In the case with my wife Barbara it just keeps growing all the… — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things. — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
