What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
My wife is a big fan of George Oppen and I got into him. I could have a career like his. It's… — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
My wife says that I changed people's lives or ways of thinking and that I should always be proud and grateful. If… — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
My wife had taken off on a plane. Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center. I, of course, like any… — Ted Olson Copy Share Image
My weak spot is laziness. I have a lot of weak spots - cookies, croissants; my wife is always lecturing me about… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have. — Curtis Sliwa Copy Share Image
Every morning I'd have coffee with my wife and we would discuss ideas. Sixty percent of what I did for the stores… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
My wife and I had decided not to let anybody take pictures of our home because it was just the last place… — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife! — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste. — Peter Eisenman Copy Share Image
I'm still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got… — Mike Krzyzewski Copy Share Image
What kind of husband am I gonna be if I can't even hold my wife's hand? ...but I realized I may not… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
Critics who attack my wife bug me. It makes me want to pay 'em a visit so I could give 'em a… — Tim McGraw Copy Share Image
I still live in an apartment in Paris with my wife. No, we don't have a yacht, but we do have a… — Pierre Dukan Copy Share Image
My wife loves me but she don't like me. I'm still in the trenches every day. I'm still buildin' my name, and… — Aaron Dontez Yates Copy Share Image
I had been in Chicago for 22 years, and my wife and I didn't want to see another Chicago winter. Its a… — David Bromberg Copy Share Image
I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
