I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines." — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Like so much of what is worthwhile in life, our needs for friendship are often best met in the home. If our… — Marlin K. Jensen Copy Share Image
My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My wife Kimora once told me while we were watching "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" that it's a vegetarian movie because the way… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Yes, I don't think I shall ever become Prime Minister. Hard as that is to swallow, I tell you one person who… — Alexander Downer Copy Share Image
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
She’s my wife. (Stryker) Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base. — Tom Sizemore Copy Share Image
My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we… — Gale Gordon Copy Share Image
I had gone to - that was my second time going to the mosque. And then at that time we met [with… — Mahershala Ali Copy Share Image
If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm not a person - and my wife also - we don't really go to the beach or anything like that. We… — Robert Barry Copy Share Image
My wife was an opera singer, you know. She bellowed her way through Wagner as a Valkyrie. I married her and made… — Jean Anouilh Copy Share Image
I don`t get angry often, but you mess with my wife, you mess with my kids, that will do it every time.… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
I'm working on a snow scene right now, and it's summer. It's hot, and I will get chilly. I'll have to turn… — Thomas Kinkade Copy Share Image
I'm lucky that my restaurant partners are my wife Liz and Doug Petkovic. We opened our first restaurant over 15 years ago.… — Michael Symon Copy Share Image
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so… — Robert Carlyle Copy Share Image
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
