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I threw a big-ass party. It turned out a bit different from Perry's [in That's Ordinary World], but it was pretty nuts.… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
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...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I know a good story from a bad story. But when you have a really good story and they make it bad,… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
That for me was the big turning point in my artistic life, when my wife and I had our kids. The world… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
My wife was the first art collector in the family, and I didn't become interested until around 1973. The first important artwork… — Eli Broad Copy Share Image
My wife and I were present at this congress. Sabina told me, "Richard, stand up and wash away this shame from the… — Richard Wurmbrand Copy Share Image
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first. — Jorge Posada Copy Share Image
I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I was just working in the shop and all of a sudden something just triggered in me, and I started shaking. And… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Me and my wife have been on the same kind of routine since we got married, man. Just praying together in the… — Chris Harris, Jr Copy Share Image
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I love animals. When I was young, I had two St. Bernards, I still have a dog, I have a lot of… — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
There's a current notion that you should "take charge of your disease." No thanks. I'm busy. I've got cancer. I'm willing to… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'm definitely the most tech-savvy in my family. My wife wouldn't have a clue, as far as getting the computer working. All… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I'm done with the shows about "women got murdered by husband." My wife watches them constantly, but it makes me want to… — Billy Lawrence Copy Share Image
This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I want to tell you about a woman I have been married to for ten years, my wife, Ann, who speaking truthfully,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I was approached to do something for seven years, and it was a quality project. I did seriously think about it, but… — Eddie Marsan Copy Share Image
I don't care how much money he (Frank Viola) makes. He can have my locker, I'll take him to all the best… — Dwight Gooden Copy Share Image
Tonight I am going with my wife to a Democratic party, where we're going to...try to be happy. — Joe Lieberman Copy Share Image
