My wife Quotes · Page 19

It's innate in me to be a blue-dog Democrat. I'm not saying I'm right or wrong, but that's what I am. My…

— Tim McGraw

I don't think I have a split personality. I believe the same person I am on the field is the same person…

— Troy Polamalu

I get cast gay a fair amount throughout my life. It's not the first time. Matt [Letscher] was kind of like, 'Jeff,…

— Jeff Perry

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

— Frank Carson

We live in a flat; my wife would be happy if we had a house with stairs. Or a little cottage in…

— Fergus Henderson

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says…

— Carl Hiaasen

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

— Max Greenfield

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.

— Jessica Hahn

Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded. But I love…

— Cameron Crowe

My wife is - in the strictest sense - my sole companion, and I need no other. There is no vacancy in…

— Nathaniel Hawthorne

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and…

— Seth Rogen

When I told my wife UConn would win the Big East tournament, she wanted to know why a team from Alaska got…

— Vic Ziegel

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

— Rodney Dangerfield

I've always been shocked and waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop that a girl would ever talk to me, let alone want to marry me. They always…

— Andrew Stanton

I always see my wife as the clever one, as the wise one in the family.

— Sayed Kashua

My wife's married. I'm not.

— Charles Barkley

My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

— Ryne Sandberg

I work hard to let my wife know how much I love her. I try to do that every day.

— Darius Rucker

I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive.

— Barry Mann

I've been in perfect health and perfectly happy all my life. I don't take any pills; I just get up, clean up…

— T.C. Boyle

Charlotte Rampling, when she was younger, looked exactly like my wife. That's one of the reasons that when I first saw my…

— Denis Leary

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

— Rob Delaney

I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…

— Jeff Dunham

I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her…

— Jimmy Fallon

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

— Larry David