My wife is so hot so I don't care it I lose every stage of the 2015 Tour to Kittle. Yea, he's… — Mark Cavendish Copy Share Image
My standup has always been a direct reflection of my life. When I was single, I talked about single stuff. I talked… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a… — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
I got tired of my taxes paying for exciting little wars around the world. Then I discovered that when I died, my… — Terry Gilliam Copy Share Image
I actually believe in simplicity as a way of life. My wife and I are considering moving into a yurt! — Joseph Monninger Copy Share Image
Children are the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night. It hurts me to… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was single for most of my life. The best thing that happened to me is my wife. I've got four kids.… — Les Wexner Copy Share Image
I was burned out, and my wife and I were having our first kid, so I wanted to take some time off.… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't decide where I live. My wife decides. She's a curator of contemporary art, and she works at an art museum,… — John Green Copy Share Image
My wife looks at the person Park Jae Sang and the singer who goes up on stage, Psy, as different people. — PSY Copy Share Image
I realize now what a great job my wife Michelle did, not only in raising our children, Melissa, Amy, Dustin, and Jenna,… — Robin Yount Copy Share Image
You know, I used to think I was a foodie, and then my wife went to culinary school and basically explained to… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
I learned to be a hot-air balloon pilot to take tourists over the Masai Mara Reserve in order to earn some money… — Yann Arthus-Bertrand Copy Share Image
I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to… — Darius Rucker Copy Share Image
I met my wife and, for the next ten years, we did no films at all. She did the first movie and… — Eli Wallach Copy Share Image
I've just completed a five-year period that can perhaps best be called a breathing spell. A time of getting my health back… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Manet wanted one day to paint my wife and children. Renoir was there. He took a canvas and began painting them, too.… — Claude Monet Copy Share Image
God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I saw him playing on television and was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him.… — Donald Bradman Copy Share Image
Won't cha...picture life as my wife, just think: Full length mink, fat X and O links, Bracelets to match, conversation was all… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
