They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that. — Allen Toussaint Copy Share Image
I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the… — Gail Simmons Copy Share Image
Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I went to dinner with my mother-in-law and I just realized I was talking in sound bites to her and expecting her… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
One of the things for me, as a biographer, that is so significant is for Eleanor Roosevelt - the child who never… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
“It's funny. I thought she'd live through anything." Charlie said, "Me too. I figured even if there was a nuclear war, it… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. — James G. Frazer Copy Share Image
The lawyer cabled to his client., yr mother in law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?… — Chloe Copy Share Image
Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother… — Harriet Lerner Copy Share Image
Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in… — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee Copy Share Image
Personally, I wear a lot of my mother-in-law's chiffons and my mother's silk. But when I buy saris for myself, then they… — Sonali Bendre Copy Share Image
I use mother-in-law jokes, kid jokes, tax jokes - anything that works. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
“Thank you Doctor Gboco for your help because since i have been married to my husband about 6years now i have not… — Shelly Shapiro Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Dealing with in-laws is like walking down a dark hallway with a bucket of industrial-strength glue sitting in the shadows. If you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies. — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
