A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law. — Sin-Itiro Tomonaga Copy Share Image
“while your mother in law still lives, domestic harmony / is out of the question.” — Juvenal Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
In the case of maternal health care, you look at, well naturally, it's the mother who's the customer, who makes the decisions.… — Jacqueline Novogratz Copy Share Image
We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition… — Marianne O. Battani Copy Share Image
I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m creating a self help show called Self Talk. I’ll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law says if you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat. That if you are a part of… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd like Manhattan anymore. My mother-in-law lives there, and you go there. But I like looking at it from… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
... the most fiendish plant I know of, the sort of thing Beelzebub might pluck to make a bouquet for his mother-in-law… — Edward Augustus Bowles Copy Share Image
Professionalism in tennis ... only resulted in making billionaires out of rude children, producing an onslaught of moody defectors, and a lot… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Spending time with my mother in law really makes me appreciate my own mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You didn't happen to see your future mother-in-law at that meeting today, did you?" May as well milk the effort. "Yes, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother in law to hear at your trial” — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
Dear Mother In Law don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I've been married twice, and I can tell you this right now: no one wants their mother in law all up in… — Kim Hawthorne Copy Share Image
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Maybe I shouldn’t mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law. — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
