Millions Quotes by Mark Twain

12 Millions quotes by Mark Twain

Mark Twain’s sharp wit surfaces in 12 brief observations that poke fun at,, while still hinting at the human side of chasing big money.

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I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of…

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I have at last, after several months' experience, made up my mind that [New York] is a splendid desert--a domed and steepled…

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Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred million years --and I…

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The low level which commercial morality has reached in America is deplorable. We have humble God fearing Christian men among us who…

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These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one…

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India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore, in the…

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Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking…I knew I should not find in any…

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The kernel, the soul let us go further and say the substance, the bulk, the actual and valuable material of all…

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Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I…

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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