Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
