When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
