A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
