Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
