Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
