There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off." — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
