Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
