The disintegration of your marriage has greatly improved my social life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Communication is a very important ingredient for a healthy married life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Anniversary to someone who was my least deplorable marriage option. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage bring you a lifetime of happiness and special memories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, I don’t plan to get married. It’s a legalized form of prostitution.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I pity the one who suffers from their parents' broken marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why Christians oppose gay marriage when they believe in a God who was a single dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy cant handle you in a sweat pants,he sure as hell doesnt deserve you in a wedding dress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is more than the entanglement of two hearts, it is the entwining of two lives, forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm prob the best little sister ever...I'm always scouting potential husbands for my big sister. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best comparison I can make for you is that you are like my breath. I hope it never leaves me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
David Shire and I have been happily married for 21 years! We have a 12-year-old son. David is a genius. He writes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Navy wife is a rare and unique breed of woman. She has many good opportunities that other wives do not have.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have too accept the fact if we change for better and leave a bad lifestyle that we was born in or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to invite you to my wedding. Its the day Ive been dreaming of my whole life. Please come. You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to believe that my sister is getting married. I am extremely happy for you because your dreams are coming true.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love a friend, love a wife, something, whatever you like, but one must love with a lofty and serious intimate sympathy, with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beware an Irishman who loves his wife the most but his mother the longest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some marriages are not easy to understand. They are as complex as madness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the military wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every successful man is a woman, and it's generally not his wife... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex before marriage is wrong? Would you buy a car without test driving it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
U know wat they say hoes will be hoes, u can't turn a hoe into a house wife — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want a 'baby daddy'...I want a husband, a soul mate, a best friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most important gift you can give your children is to love their mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
