Marriage isn't meant to make you happy. Marriage is meant to make you holy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a thousand broken relationships than have a broken Marriage! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, I am sorry for admiring someone else before I meet you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife? A: Apologize!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honor, riches, marriage-blessing Long continuance, and increasing, Hourly joys be still upon you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never really know the person you were dating's true colors until you get married or break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if being gay was a choice... so what? People choose to be assholes and they can get married! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single on Valentines day is infinitely better than feeling trapped in a miserable marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm married, I will never fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss...Thats Love.When a wife makes tea for her husband &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our wedding day was special because we were lucky enough to be surrounded by the people we love. Your thoughtfulness & generosity… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. What you now call the free play of inquiry has neither more nor less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marriage life's like clutch and accelerator,We can't give the push both at the same time,We manage both at a same time then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just wanted to say how much that I love you. From the moment that we met and long after we've said… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our love has grown together...When I think of our life together over the years, all the special times and treasured memories, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love binds people too, in matrimony's sacred bonds where chaste lovers are met, and friends cement their trust and friendship. How happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is blind, love is blind ,love is BLIND. But marriage is an 'eye-opener' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Married life has many ups and downs. May all of yours be between the sheets! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't marry a man unless you would be proud too have a son exactly like him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've come to the horrible realization that my wife has too much self-respect. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Married men live longer than single men,but they are alot more willing to die — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets have a threesum, since your practically married to the both of us anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage tip: Time is precious. Love more so. Don't squander a drop of either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is my Facebook news feed all about babies, engagement rings, and weddings? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can hardly wait for you to blow your tax refund on our destination wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boo's Gone Be Boo's , Hoe's Gone Be Hoe's ! But Wife's Gone Be There Forever ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though Love has finished, the young wife doesn't know when to quit and thinks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your wedding! May you find happiness and love in each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image