Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Obama's term has been like a bad marriage, just when you think it can get any worse, it does... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Notice how Mummy mentioned her friends before her family?’ Freddy hissed into his wife’s ear.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told me he was my husband.. I wouldn't question it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the new husband, and here's to the new wife, may they remain lovers, for all of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who are against lesbian and gay marriage should probably go jump off a very tall bridge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At night, I open the window and ask the moon to come and press its face against mine. Breathe into me. Close… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Results for "Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Further, in a country where women have a robust public presence, keeping his wife hidden away from the public eye, suggested a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you start loving, your character becomes like the positive side of a magnet and the one you love becomes negative, that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday to the best husband in the world. I feel so blessed to have found true love in your arms. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
